http://flynote.comFlyNote.com RSS feed.http://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=733&Author=phlogr&SearchString=wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.http://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=494&Author=phlogr&SearchString=Well slow down honeys, and take a deep whiff of a more {stagnant} web air. Some of my fellow phogrs may be wondering out loudly, and loudly at that, 'what the hey, PhoglFunkMastrZ! - what happened to my normal and perfectly groovy Phlog.biz?'. To these panicing throngs I can only respond with a one-picture-answer .... !http://www.thiscenturysucks.com/uploaded_images/quicksand-757644.jpghttp://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=380&Author=phlogr&SearchString=Regardless of price, quantity, product description, SKU, or price, I would advise all prospective web surfers to drop what they are doing, and Buy it Now. Here’s “The Method”: 1. Gather together all of your web credit cards 2. 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It’s just-that-good. Of the thousands of competing internet web browsers out there chttp://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=375&Author=phlogr&SearchString=Don’t look now, but the time has come, gone, and come again for you to save time, space, and big $$$ through a gentle but forceful application of acronymicalization web technique. I use it, and by definition, all of the greatest web-masters ever known use it. For my non-human readers, acronymicalization web technique is simply a method by which web thoughts are boiled down to their essences, thhttp://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=374&Author=phlogr&SearchString=The time is now to plagiarize other people’s web writing. You may be wondering out-loud to yourself, “whu?” Or “whuooh?” Or “waaayehy?” Or if you’re among the more financially secure of my followers, you may have assigned your web-secretary to read Phlog.biz by proxy. In which case, I invite you, secretary, to wonder out-loud, too, in place of your supervisor. Here’s the question … why rehttp://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=373&Author=phlogr&SearchString= * Are you a scientist? * * Are your a common lay-man? * * Are you an everyday gal? * In either case, if you’re looking for the true facts, you can find them all on the Web. Whether it’s “accuracy” that you’re after, or whatever, the Web will provide all Web facts at your disposal. Let’s look at some commonplace examples (3). Say you wanted to find the truth on the question ohttp://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=372&Author=phlogr&SearchString=Don’t stop at mere Google ads. I love Google as much as the next web man, but these tiny little ads are for tiny little eyes. And unless you’re looking for tiny little amounts of income to flow into your undersized, outdated wallet, I’d say it’s time to add some more tender beef to the web-stew. Mmm hm, is anything more delicious than tender succulent beef in a salty savory web-stew? Don’t ask http://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=371&Author=phlogr&SearchString=Do you have an idea for a new website? Holy smokes, that’s crazy. Guard this idea for an internet web site as you would your most prized souvlaki recipe. http://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=370&Author=phlogr&SearchString=Look at your website. Pathetic. It’s just words, and images, lined up in rows or whatever, with buttons, or what in techno-babble we call “links”. Maybe you’re using some of the fancy new “A-JAX” technology to make your buttons change color when the folks put their mouses over them. While yes, that is pretty cool, and no sane woman would deny it, it’s time to make-a-move. That was so 2005, and http://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=369&Author=phlogr&SearchString=In other words, design for the web, don’t let the web design you. Across many circles within the web community, that is, the community that defines what we all know as the “web”, many have come to believe that we have truly become a web community. There are always a few hold-outs, a few Custard’s Last Standers. Always a few Henny Pennyer’s out there who’ll turn to you and say, “No, I don’t thinhttp://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=368&Author=phlogr&SearchString=1. Trick people. Do this by making all links, such as www.cnn.com point back to your own site. Gradually, over time, the people will be tricked into thinking that your web site is the only web site left on the whole web. 2. Load your site in your favorite web browser, such as The Internet Explorer, and then click the refresh button. This action will cause the web page to immediately refresh. Rehttp://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=367&Author=phlogr&SearchString=Period. Because all caps gets people’s attention, in the best way possible. The so-called “definitive guides” and their so-called savvy savvy methodologies, have been misleading you, again and again. This time, the tables will turn, as I guide you through the sticky ins, outs, and in-betweens of topnotch capitalization technique for the web. Here’s what to do. First, start with a regular webhttp://flynote.com/default.aspx?NoteId=366&Author=phlogr&SearchString=*.biz* is of course the hottest domain extension, because it means .bizness! But if your favorite domain is already taken with this most regal of domain extensions, fear not, there are several other close contenders. *.org.uk* Next to .biz, this extension is just awesome. The org.uk of course represents those originating from the Organization of Ukraine. But even if this doesn’t perfectly descr