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Jul 18, 2008 11:24:39 AM by knectr

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Best ambiguously Jewish Italian
Best Score
Person who puts the 'erer' (as in Federer) in 'tennis'
Best use of an expletive
Springiest Step
Best use of blaming one's racket for one's own shortcomings
Best Grunt
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Participant
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Tiger Woods Memorial Tennis Trophy
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