Nov 25, 2006 02:45:46 PM by
phlogr 
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Regardless of price, quantity, product description, SKU, or price, I would advise all prospective web surfers to drop what they are doing, and Buy it Now. Here’s “The Method”:
1. Gather together all of your web credit cards
2. Cut a minor slit into the upper right corner of each card, parallel to the bottom face of said card.
3. With each card properly cut, assemble all cards in your collection into a veritable web daisy chain of internet web cards.
4. Now, flex your daisy chain, arching it slowly, surely, yet slowly — thus making a daisy chain rainbow of ultimate web purchasing power.
As the olde proverb goes, “Those who hesitate are going to be all-too-late, if they keep hesitating”.
Or as the more recente but all-too-poignante proverb goes, “True Billy Joel fans don’t name their children William”.
I can hear the whimpers now, across the web-waves of grain. I can see the whimpering dandy’s dancing in the streets with no name. And I can smell the bread-breath of the forlorn. So, thus, I humbly beseech each and every one of these dancing bready whimperwols to act now. To buy now. To Buy it Now — before it Buys You.