Nov 25, 2006 02:43:38 PM by
phlogr 
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If you were to ask me, PhlogMastr2000, “PhlogMastr2000, imagine if you were on your deathbed, and your last gasp was only nano-seconds away! What would your last web words be? Please tell me.”
Well, friend, interesting you should ask, because alas, my last gasps are only nanoseconds away. Avogadro’s number of nano-seconds away!
But all joking aside, while I’m “away”, I would like to be remembered, first and foremost, for the following web thought …
If you want happy happy visitors, if you want to rake in heaping sheaves of $$$ — if you Want Google to Love You — stop wasting time and put background web music on your website — today.
Now before the fretting Freddies start dancing their bug-eyed curly-cued dance of fear, let me explain. Allow me to explain, loyal reader, in clear, pseudo-scientific terms, the psychological factors that make people go Just Crazy when they hear background web music on the website that they are navigating to (and from!).
Let me take your hand, as I walk you through the metamorphical process that occurs, as web user Joe (i.e., Joe Web) experiences background web music on “any given website”.
1. User Joe navigates to website A, via the I Love Google search engine.
2. Website A has some choice background web music playing, such as Santana.
3. User Joe is SHOT IN THE FACE by President Dick Cheney, metaphorically, of course, as he is not actually shot in the face. Rather, the impact of this choice background music makes user Joe hurt this good.
Thus by the easy easy background web music web technology, you will make more $$$ than you can count. And that counts big.