Nov 25, 2006 02:43:13 PM by phlogr       Not yet rated        No Comments

Let’s face it, Interner Explorer, i.e., IE, is the be-all-and-end-all crown-drool princess of internet web browsers. I say “drool” only partly in jest, because I’ve gone through roughly half-a-dozen keyboards on account of the profuse drool that issues from my throat with each web exploration, using yes, IE.

It’s just-that-good.

Of the thousands of competing internet web browsers out there competing for my web attention, it is IE which takes the cake, eats it too, and comes back for more web cake.

Of course, I can hear all the young Nellies now, yalping with indignation, “but … but … “. But I respond, patiently, “but nothing“. There is no competition when it comes to the nuanced and unburdened Internet Exploration of the web. But the Nellies persist, from their sand-holes and hobbit-nooks: “but … but … FireFox.” And if I could see their Tab-drinking faces, I would laugh in those self-same faces, those asymmetric faces. I would laugh the mad laugh in those self-same asymmetric Firefox faces.

Don’t save big $$$ by downloading one the thousands and thousands of low-cost-cheap alternative browsers. These are merely low-cost-cheap alternatives to the admittedly pricey IE. No. Pay big $$$ for IE. It’s just-that-good.

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