Nov 25, 2006 02:42:50 PM by
phlogr 
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Don’t look now, but the time has come, gone, and come again for you to save time, space, and big $$$ through a gentle but forceful application of acronymicalization web technique. I use it, and by definition, all of the greatest web-masters ever known use it.
For my non-human readers, acronymicalization web technique is simply a method by which web thoughts are boiled down to their essences, thus becoming infused with both more and less syllables.
Take the following web thought, for example:
“While you may love Google as much as I love Google search engine, I will not wear your stinking cardigan.”
This, no true web tiger would question, is an all but perfectly formed web thought. Regardless, unleashing the tiger jaws of acronymicalization will yield a still more pristene web thought. Now watch, learn, and repeat.